22 March 2006

Memo

To: All Employees
From: Queen Bitch (aka, Me)
Subject: Bathroom Useage

To All,

The fan in the bathroom is there for a reason. If you take a shit, please turn it on.

The aerosol spray is also there for a reason. If you take a shit, please use it.

If someone opens the door to the women's bathroom, and sitting at my desk, I catch a wiff of ANYTHING other than aerosol spray, go spray more.

Additionally, if you leave skidmarks in the toilet after taking a shit, please clean that up by any means necessary. Same rules apply if you leave a floater. Repeated flushing is commended, not scorned.

In summation, please put forth your best effort to ensure we are unaware you just took a dump. All in the office appreciate your compliance with this memo.

Totally disgusted,
Me

3 comments:

Fate said...

Oh my god! That is too funny. But are you being serious? Haha!

Awesome blog!

Mike said...

Did you paste a copy of this in the restroom?

And...congrats on the smacks @ it2m.

Tippy said...

fate: i am TOTALLY being serious! haha. assholes.

mike: I AM SO TEMPTED! ooh! i haven't checked in a bit! *runs to see*