05 September 2006

T-One Month

One thing, dear internet, you will come to learn about Aunt Tippy in the next 30 days is that, Aunt Tippy love her some hockey. I love hockey like a fat kid love cake. Like Lil Kim love pasties. Like a gay man loves lube. I can not live without it. And in 30 gloriously short days, I will again be reunited with my #1 love when the NHL returns.

I will do my best to spare the internet of my ramblings and rantings and posteurizings and pontificatings on the sport, the players, and the game itself. However, I gotta warn you - it's not unlike trying to stop a freight train.

Thirty days, people. Thirty. Sweet Bobby Orr, please make the days pass in a blur!

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